Memorable Quotes"Hello everyone, I'm so happy to see all of you and welcome you to Season 4, which is the number one restaurant in New York," --Jack
"I can't eat these, I'm a foodie."--Tracy
"The best way for a female to get heat in this industry is to record a country album or have a lesbian relationship."--Jenna
"We'll trick those race car lovin' wide loads into watchin' your lefty homoerotic propoganda hour yet!-Jack
Well, you don't just like anybody, do you?"-Liz
"We're reaching out to the rest of the country. Our new mammogram machine is called Get 'er done 2000."--Jack
"Excuse me sir, do you want to hold hands with a black millionaire?"--Tracy?
"Pete and I are intercoursing each other."--Liz
"I don't need this job. I can get a job tomorrow in the air force."--Josh
"Once I'm vested, I'm outta here." --Dot Com
"Tell me what to do.....Nixon."--Jack
Where's the bar?-Jack
"There's a bar in the shower that was installed by the previous tenant. He still died in there though." --Kenneth
When people look at you, they see who they want to be. When people look at me they see who they are.
Sir, you look like the mall santas when they come back from lunch."--Jack
"Kiss my a$$ new york, it's tennis night!--Jenna
"Step into the light, Lemon, there's nothing wrong with being fun and popular and giving people what they want. Ladies and gentlemen-- Jay Leno."--Jack
Season 4! Season 4! Jack's intro was pretty much awesome. Why is Alec Baldwin so hilarious?
Oh, Tracy's stand up? Awesome.
Tracy actually burning money? Nice.
Oh, Jack just said Comrade Obama. Nice.
Is Kenneth speaking Pig Latin?
Oh, love the Payroll Department!!
Hmm, Pete and Liz are "great" at lying.
Moby is a dear friend of Tracy's?
Josh! He was finally mentioned!
Jack is Mr. America. Yes, he is.
I always like when the Private Investigator shows up, or should we say, "The Chameleon."
Pete and Liz are still great at lying. Awkward.
The rubber chicken hanging on the wall of the writers room? Kind of cool.
Pete's wife's proposition. Even more awkward.
The lead-in to Josh? That was great. Everyone helping him with the table? Nice. I'm a tiny bit sad to see Josh go however.
Private Investigator guy in a wig? Silly fun.
Poor Kenneth, but the scenes between Jack and Kenneth are some of the best on the show.
Ah, Tennis night.
All in all this episode wasn't bad. Not one of my top ten, but still a lot of fun, and as always-a great mix of low and highbrow comedy. The last line by Jack? Awesome.
Let's end this post with, "Tennis Night!"