Wednesday, June 05, 2013

An Open Letter to the Neighborhood Mosquitos

I get it.  You smell fear or something.  You know exactly where to bite so my leg gets welts the size of silver dollars and I'm miserable for a couple of days.  I don't understand how you know where to bite because your brain has to be tiny, but whatever.  Seriously though, twice in less than a week in the same leg and about two inches away from the last bite?  Is this what my summer is going to be like this year?  We haven't even hit July where I just know I'm going to be an itchy mess and keep a bottle of Benadryl topical gel at the office and at home.  Anyway, I'm not really complaining, I'm just mystified at my luck.

Thanks for hearing me out,

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